Monday, May 12, 2008
Therefore, I would like to introduce you to a weekly installment called "Materialist Monday" where I shamelessly admit that while I strive not to be, I am a materialistic entity and I daydream and aspire to possess many worldly goods.
I've always wanted to be one of those people who can handle mini-Tupperware. Do you know what I am talking about? The Tupperware that looks like film containers or specimen containers. Tupperware prescribes the politically incorrect label of "Midget" containers to describe them. So if you were being politically correct I suppose you would refer to them as "Little Person" containers.
I've always been envious of those people who bring their lunch to work with a small container that holds peanut butter or ranch dressing. I was jealous at how content they appeared to be to drizzle their single serving of oil and vinegar on their salad. How delicate they looked dipping their baby carrots into the petite container of salad dressing. How fine it must be...to be one of those people.
If I had little people Tupperware I would surely lose it. I can't even keep track of big people Tupperware as it is. I cram them half hazardly into the cabinets praying every time I open the door they don't fly out and give me a concussion. My husband comes and re-arranges them ones a month and tsk tsks me a week later when they are a mess again. See, those types of things bother normal people. Not me.
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